18 Jul 2014
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13 Jul 2014
Joey finds keys to a Porsche
Joey : Someone left their keys.
To a Porsche.
Are these yours?
Gunther : Yeah. That's what I drive.
I make 4 bucks an hour.
I saved up for 350 years.
Joey : Did anybody lose their keys?
Monica : Put them in the lost and found.
Joey : There's a lost and found?
My shoe!
Chandler : You left a shoe here?
Joey : I didn't realize till I got home.
I wasn't gonna walk back with one shoe.
I'll go find that guy's car
and leave a note on the windshield.
Chandler : When he comes back for his keys,
I'll give him your shoe.
Joey : Great. Thanks.
12 Jul 2014
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1 Jul 2014
Joey Holding Breath
Phoebe : Check it out, this is unbelievable!
Joey's been holding his breath for almost four minutes.
Joey : You trying to kill me?
Swamped Phoebe
Rachel : Phoebe, I have to ask you..
Phoebe : I'm swamped right now.
Rachel : You're just staring into space.
Phoebe : I'm trying to move that pencil.
Rachel : This one?
Phoebe : lt worked!
Monica's Cookies
Monica : Don't you want a cookie?
Rachel : Sure. Thanks.
Monica : Do you need a tissue?
Rachel : Where did you get these?
Monica : I made them.
Rachel : Oh, God, they're so yummy!
Joey's Dumbness 1
Joey : Dude, some guy just called for you.
Chandler : Who was it?
Joey : I don't know. How about "Thanks for taking the message"?
Monica's the Boss
Monica : Next time we see them, we'll just tell them. That's it.
Chandler : That's how it'll work now? You'll just order me around all the time?
Monica : Pretty much.
Chandler : All right.
Chandler's Sarcasm 1
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Monica : Love is the best medicine.
Chandler : That's "laughter."
Monica : Why do you do it?
Chandler : I don't know.
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