13 Jul 2014

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The Angelika !!

Joey finds keys to a Porsche






Joey : Someone left their keys.
          To a Porsche.
          Are these yours?
Gunther : Yeah. That's what I drive.
                 I make 4 bucks an hour.
                 I saved up for 350 years.
Joey : Did anybody lose their keys?
Monica : Put them in the lost and found.
Joey : There's a lost and found?
          My shoe!
Chandler : You left a shoe here?
Joey : I didn't realize till I got home.
          I wasn't gonna walk back with one shoe.
          I'll go find that guy's car
          and leave a note on the windshield.
Chandler : When he comes back for his keys,
                  I'll give him your shoe.
Joey : Great. Thanks.

Ross' Lecture Rehearsal

Ross' Lawyer Appointment

1 Jul 2014

Joey Holding Breath






Phoebe : Check it out, this is unbelievable!
               Joey's been holding his breath for almost four minutes.
Joey : You trying to kill me?

Swamped Phoebe






Rachel : Phoebe, I have to ask you..
Phoebe : I'm swamped right now.
Rachel : You're just staring into space.
Phoebe : I'm trying to move that pencil.
Rachel : This one?
Phoebe : lt worked!

Monica's Cookies





Monica : Don't you want a cookie?
Rachel : Sure.     Thanks.
Monica : Do you need a tissue?
Rachel : Where did you get these?
Monica : I made them.
Rachel : Oh, God, they're so yummy!

Joey's Dumbness 1






Joey : Dude, some guy just called for you.
Chandler : Who was it?
Joey : I don't know. How about "Thanks for taking the message"?

Monica's the Boss



Monica : Next time we see them, we'll just tell them. That's it.
Chandler : That's how it'll work now? You'll just order me around all the time?
Monica : Pretty much.
Chandler : All right.

Chandler's Sarcasm 1

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Monica : Love is the best medicine.
Chandler : That's "laughter."
Monica : Why do you do it?
Chandler : I don't know.

7 Jun 2014

What gave me away

What gave me away??


Monica : Thought you were Rachel.
Chandler : What gave me away....?

Ross' Lil Sister

Ross' Lil Sister 




Monica : Chandler and I are moving in together.

Ross : Oh, my God.
           Oh, my little sister
           and my best friend. . .
           . . .shacking up.